DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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