Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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