I'm gonna have a badass scar
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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