It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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