walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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