I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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