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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?

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anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence

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Chipotle is hella fucking good.

Submitted by meeshell09 on Mar 16, 10 at 6:22pm

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I'm going to pick my nose next time at walmart.. With confidence of course!

Submitted by The_Hamburgular on Mar 16, 10 at 7:16pm

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@12:20 - I so agree. Love that place.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 2:21am

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Stop saying Hella and I love eating at chipoltle but hate cleaning the bloody stains out of my underwear. I need some chipolotaway. Where is Billy mays?!?!

Submitted by wackyjoker on Mar 16, 10 at 9:46pm

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yes yes it is but only from chipotle

Submitted by agentL on Mar 16, 10 at 7:40pm

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First

Submitted by pothead1 on Mar 16, 10 at 6:04pm

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it's true! just pretend you're ordering for someone else too. though, if you're large enough that you need two, i doubt you have much self confidence.

Submitted by Anonymousssss on Mar 16, 10 at 6:07pm

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Mom ?

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:32am

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I am stoned.

Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 16, 10 at 9:25pm

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Yes! That means having sex in public is acceptable if I do it with enough confidence!

Submitted by hobogal on Mar 16, 10 at 6:10pm

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- Yeah, pretty much. Some people will be offended, but fuck them(well, once you're done with the first girl).
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Mar 16, 10 at 6:28pm
  
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  - once I'm done with the first *guy* lol
    
    Submitted by hobogal on Mar 16, 10 at 6:30pm
    
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    Ah. Hobo *gal*. Got it. Still, you'd be even more likely to get away with it if it was a girl :P
    
    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 17, 10 at 5:46pm
    
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Always wondered thus thank you. Burrito bowls are so much better than the burritos

Submitted by handsteam28 on Mar 16, 10 at 9:54pm

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(702

Submitted by MAITAISKY on Mar 16, 10 at 11:54pm

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Never thought i would find words of wisdom on TFLN!!

Submitted by 6969jared on Mar 16, 10 at 11:51pm

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So true.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 1:08am

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words to live by

Submitted by suppcutie on Mar 16, 10 at 9:00pm

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Fuckin' eloquent!

Submitted by apsct18 on Mar 16, 10 at 8:47pm

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Chipotle is so good. I don't see how someone can eat two burrito bowls though. One is too much. Two is just over the top. You don't need that much. No matter how stoned you are.

Submitted by ericalew on Mar 16, 10 at 9:27pm

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This is completely true

Submitted by Epimetheus on Mar 16, 10 at 11:17pm

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this is applicable to so many aspects of life

Submitted by unhappy_buffalo on Mar 16, 10 at 7:30pm

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"I'd like two burrito bowls-and a DATE Sunday night!" (this is where you rougishly wink)

Submitted by Epimetheus on Apr 7, 10 at 1:16am

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I order 2 burritos everytime I go, 1\n For later

Submitted by zdawgg24 on Feb 9, 11 at 12:10am

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So like . . . masturbating in public would be socially acceptable if you did it with enough confidence?

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 1:17pm

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Eat some more fatty!

Submitted by bill_bixbee on Mar 16, 10 at 8:06pm

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Yummy.

Submitted by shawty101 on Mar 16, 10 at 7:24pm

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so true

Submitted by jchuckleberry on Mar 16, 10 at 8:26pm

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Freebirds > chipotle

Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:20am

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- <3 Freebirds
  
  Submitted by LivingDeadGirl on Mar 19, 10 at 1:18am
  
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MEXICANS!!!!! :-D

Submitted by Farore on Mar 16, 10 at 7:12pm

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I like trains

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 8:14pm

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Submitted by meeshell09 on Mar 16, 10 at 6:22pm

Submitted by The_Hamburgular on Mar 16, 10 at 7:16pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 2:21am

Submitted by wackyjoker on Mar 16, 10 at 9:46pm

Submitted by agentL on Mar 16, 10 at 7:40pm

Submitted by pothead1 on Mar 16, 10 at 6:04pm

Submitted by Anonymousssss on Mar 16, 10 at 6:07pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:32am

Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 16, 10 at 9:25pm

Submitted by hobogal on Mar 16, 10 at 6:10pm

Submitted by Herschel on Mar 16, 10 at 6:28pm

Submitted by hobogal on Mar 16, 10 at 6:30pm

Submitted by Herschel on Mar 17, 10 at 5:46pm

Submitted by handsteam28 on Mar 16, 10 at 9:54pm

Submitted by MAITAISKY on Mar 16, 10 at 11:54pm

Submitted by 6969jared on Mar 16, 10 at 11:51pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 1:08am

Submitted by suppcutie on Mar 16, 10 at 9:00pm

Submitted by apsct18 on Mar 16, 10 at 8:47pm

Submitted by ericalew on Mar 16, 10 at 9:27pm

Submitted by Epimetheus on Mar 16, 10 at 11:17pm

Submitted by unhappy_buffalo on Mar 16, 10 at 7:30pm

Submitted by Epimetheus on Apr 7, 10 at 1:16am

Submitted by zdawgg24 on Feb 9, 11 at 12:10am

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Submitted by bill_bixbee on Mar 16, 10 at 8:06pm

Submitted by shawty101 on Mar 16, 10 at 7:24pm

Submitted by jchuckleberry on Mar 16, 10 at 8:26pm

Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:20am

Submitted by LivingDeadGirl on Mar 19, 10 at 1:18am

Submitted by Farore on Mar 16, 10 at 7:12pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 8:14pm

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