is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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