i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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