he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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