I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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