do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Why did my mother make you get naked?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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