so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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