i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
