I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He passed out mid-signature
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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