I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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