I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
