drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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