i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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