PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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