I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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