What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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