If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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