Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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