one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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