This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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