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  • Mace - Thirty Dollars, E.R. Co-pay - TwentyFive Dollars, waking up to this text - priceless

    Submitted by djskillzmusic on Nov 22, 11 at 2:37pm
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  • Pepper spray hurts, but there's no need for the ER. Wash ur face with Johnson & Johnson baby wash, you'll be fine in an hour or 2. Also, make sure to bend over, otherwise it will drip down to the naughty parts and that will hurt. I had to do it for the military.

    Submitted by stretch85 on Nov 22, 11 at 2:49pm
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  • good morning, world!

    Submitted by NataSept on Nov 23, 11 at 7:10pm
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  • Think of it as training for OWS.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 22, 11 at 2:21pm
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  • This is great, I have a friend of mine that while blackout thought it would be a good idea to "see what pepper spray feels like in his eyes"...needless to say he found out it hurts...A LOT

    Submitted by Stix77 on Nov 22, 11 at 2:06pm
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  • First!!! But omg...

    Submitted by Key_umm on Nov 22, 11 at 1:16pm
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  • lmao goddamn it's a wonder that you managed to text that coherently after a mace face- www.iwassofuckedup.com

    Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 22, 11 at 6:39pm
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    • Seriously-quit posting your dumbass site all over TFLN. Everyone is sick of it.

      Submitted by Kevin201 on Nov 22, 11 at 10:31pm
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  • Now, how exactly did you do that??

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 22, 11 at 2:33pm
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  • First!!!!

    Submitted by jbarrick17 on Nov 22, 11 at 9:23pm
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  • I, wish I could get texts like this in the morning

    Submitted by moondevil on Nov 22, 11 at 1:38pm
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  • Ep-the fuck-ic!!

    Submitted by swallows on Nov 23, 11 at 4:36am
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  • stop being a pussy everyone's got to take a ride to carry

    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 22, 11 at 5:02pm
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