Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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