had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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