Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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