yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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