Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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