Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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