Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
