Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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