And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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