He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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