Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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