Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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