Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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