I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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