Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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