I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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