Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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