Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
