John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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