so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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