Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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