what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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