Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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