hotel room ftw
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Let's get the cat blown out
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