Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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