chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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