Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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