so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just found puke in my bra..
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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