her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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